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Bathroom Blitz
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- Woke up hung over, my clothes all smelly
I got the bubble guts deep down in my belly
There's a rumbly in my tumbly and something ain't right
Oh, why did I drink so much last night?
Left the bar around three, went to waffle house and ate
Never should have ordered that patty melt plate
Or the double hasbrowns with extra ketchup
Now I feel like my ass is about to throw up
It's a bathroom blitz, I've got the beer shits
Waking up with diarrhea is really the pits
Not Crohn's or colitis that's giving me fits
It's my own damn fault, I've got the beer shits
Now I'm painting the bowl hangover black
Can't get no relief from this bear attack
Doubled over on the john, stomach in knots
Starting to regret those last five shots
It's a bathroom blitz, I've got the beer shits
Waking up with diarrhea is really the pits
Not Crohn's or colitis that's giving me fits
It's my own damn fault, I've got the beer shits
I just can't shake this feeling down below
So I reach in my cabinet to grab the Pepto
Or maybe I should take some Immodium AD
Oh shit... I'm out of TP
It's a bathroom blitz, I've got the beer shits
Waking up with diarrhea is really the pits
Not Crohn's or colitis that's giving me fits
It's my own damn fault, I've got the beer shits
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The Ancient Cry of the Tyrannosaur,
released 29 August 2009
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