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It's time for lunch
Don't want something lame
I hate it when my sandwiches
Are always the same

A little bit of turkey
With just a slice of cheese
These boring sandwiches
Are like a disease

Infecting my lunch nearly every day
I need some Trader Joe's wasabi mayonnaise

Whoa! Trader Joe's
Everybody get in the car and let's go
I don't want no mustard or miracle whip
I need a condiment that is really hip
Like wasabi mayonnaise
I want Trader Joe's wasabi mayonnaise

Eating out every day
Is just too pricey
And most brown deli mustards
Are just not spicey

No not enough for me
I need something with kick
I want a refill
On my green mayo quick

Trader Joe's is like a sandwich pharmacy
Wasabi mayonnaise is the prescription I need

Whoa! Trader Joe's
Everybody get in the car and let's go
I don't want no mustard or miracle whip
I need a condiment that is really hip
Like wasabi mayonnaise
I want Trader Joe's wasabi mayonnaise

Whoa! Trader Joe's
Everybody get in the car and let's go
I've got a three bells emergency
Gotta stop this dull sandwich insurgency
With wasabi mayonnaise
I want Trader Joe's wasabi mayonnaise

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from The Ancient Cry of the Tyrannosaur, released August 29, 2009

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Attractive Eighties Women sound like a cross between Molly Hatchet and an eighth grade talent show.

“Like Andy Kaufman meets the ‘Mats at the dog end of a three-day amphetamine-fueled performance art bender." - Chad Radford

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