They Shoot Hipsters, Don't They?

from by Attractive Eighties Women



I buy all my clothes at a “vintage boutique”
All of my t-shirts are older than me
My pants are too tight but I think they look great
I found them in a box labeled 1988

That's how you know I'm just a
Hipster douchebag
Baby, you know I'm just a
Hipster douchebag

You’re probably wondering what’s on my upper lip
It’s an ironic mustache, aren’t I just the shit?
I blog the most obscure mp3s in the land
Even Pitchfork’s never heard of my favorite band


Blockin’ all the traffic while I’m riding on my bike
Just me and my posse, Faster Mustache for life
Decatur Social Club is where I get my kicks
I hope Preston plays that new DFA remix



from Live - Coup D'é Ta​-​Ta's, released January 15, 2008
Music and Lyrics by Attractive Eighties Women
Recorded and mixed by Joel Mullis at Fatback Sound Studio
Produced by Joel Mullis and Attractive Eighties Women




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