Prestone Cocktail

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Hey Bartender
Pour me your stiffest drink
Hey Bartender
Gonna get too drunk to think
You see I got this little girl
Been lying to my face
Running round with my friend
Saw her car parked at his place

Since I found out
I been working on a master plan
No need to hire a hitman
You know I got it all mapped out
The first step is a breeze
Goin' down to Autozone
To buy some Antifreeze

I'm going to put
Antifreeze in her drink

It don't take much
Just a swallow or two
It tastes real sweet
So she won't have a clue
That there's engine coolant
Running through her veins
Fucking up her kidneys
and fucking up her brain

Antifreeze AKA Propylene Glycol
It'll kill your ass
even if the dose is small
I'm gonna slip it in her drink
Sit back and watch the fun
It's less messy than a knife
Less noisy than a gun

I'm going to put
Antifreeze in her drink


from E Pluribus Aewsome, released April 2, 2011




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