I was at the grocery store
In the cereal aisle
When I saw a pretty lady
And I gave her a smile

As I grabbed the Lucky Charms
She gave me a wink
I thought she looked familiar
And I had to stop and think

The next thing I knew
She was rubbing on my chest
Her tongue was in my ear
And my hands were on her breasts

I knew I’d seen her before
Yeah, she recognized me too
And that’s when it hit me
She kinda looked like you

I made out with your mom
I made out with your mom
There’s no need to be alarmed
Your mom could not resist my charms
I made out with your mom

I know it was wrong
I wish I could take it back
But she just looked so sexy
In those high-waist denim slacks

You seem quite upset
Yeah, I can tell by your face
But don't worry, man
I only made it to third base
with your mom

I made out with your mom
I made out with your mom
There’s no need to be alarmed
Your mom could not resist my charms
I made out with your mom

I made out with your mom
I made out with your mom
There’s no need to be alarmed
Just tryin' to find some Lucky Charms
I made out with your mom