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FYSU

If you're ever on safari in Africa
and there's a hippopotamus running after ya
better climb a tree or grab your 12 gauge
There's nothing worse than a hippo that's been enraged
They kill more people each year than crocodiles
Remember this song when rafting down the Nile

(Yeah Yeah Yeah)
A hippopotomus
(Yeah Yeah Yeah)
will fuck your shit up
(Yeah Yeah Yeah)
A hippopotomus
(Yeah Yeah Yeah)
will fuck your shit up

Next time you're visiting Indonesia
and a komodo dragon happens to see ya
Better run away as fast as you can
Cause they've got no problem eating a grown man
Mouths full of germs, they've got toxic jaws
And all four feet are covered in claws

(Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Komodo dragons
(Yeah Yeah Yeah)
will fuck your shit up
(Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Komodo dragons
(Yeah Yeah Yeah)
will fuck your shit up

Now there's one more animal you should avoid
Take on a honey badger and you'll be destroyed
They shake off a snake bite like it's no thing
and don't give a fuck about a hundred bee stings
They go for your genitals when they attack
If you're facing one down better watch your sack

(Yeah Yeah Yeah)
A honey badger
(Yeah Yeah Yeah)
will fuck your shit up
(Yeah Yeah Yeah)
A honey badger
(Yeah Yeah Yeah)
will fuck your shit up

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from The Ancient Cry of the Tyrannosaur, released August 29, 2009

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