Girl, we've been together for so long
How could our relationship go so wrong?
Now all I can do is sit and wonder why

I don't want you to be my friend
I'm not going to sit here and pretend
There's anything left to say, except goodbye

I thought we could Westley and Buttercup
How could I know that you'd do something so fucked up?
Now all I want you to do is eat shit and die

Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
All I want you to do is
Eat shit and die
You ain't nothin' but a two-faced liar
I wouldn't piss on you
if your pants were on fire
Yeah, all I want you to do is
Eat shit and die

Now, other girls have hurt me bad
But none of them have made me quite this sad
My heart was the target, you hit the bullseye

So I'm going to the bar to drink all night
After half a dozen whiskeys I just might
Figure out how our love went so awry

If I had to pick the time and place
I'd say it's when you fucked my friend and lied to my face
Now all I want you to do is eat shit and die

Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
All I want you to do is
Eat shit and die
You're a goddamned two-faced liar
I wouldn't piss on you
if your pants were on fire
Yeah, all I want you to do is
Eat shit and die