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Your regular teacher is out with the flu
Let Professor Phoebe guide you through
a chemistry lesson you're going to love
So grab a beaker and some rubber gloves

Two carbon atoms is all you need
Now, add five Hydrogens if you please
A hydroxyl molecule's ingredient three
Now that's what I call chemistry

C2H5OH y'all
hydroxyethane or ethanol
Drink too much, it'll make you crawl
It's the chemical formula for alcohol

Now it's time for your final exam
Believe me, there's no need to cram
As you may have already guessed
This won't be your average chemistry test

Under each desk is a case of beer
And a fifth of everclear
You've gotta drink it all if you want to pass
Hope you've enjoyed my Chemistry class

C2H5OH y'all
hydroxyethane or ethanol
Try to walk, you'll trip and fall
Drunk dial your friends, punch a hole in the wall
Think you're bulletproof and 10 feet tall
Find yourself in a drunken brawl
Give your ex-girlfriend a call
It's the chemical formula for alcohol


from The Ancient Cry of the Tyrannosaur, released August 29, 2009




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