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Who the hell you talking to?
Get that thing out your ear
We're in line at the bank
I don't really want to hear
Your dumbass conversation
I want to puch you in the face
You're the king of douche bags
You're a fucking disgrace

Bluetooth, Black Eye
Bluetooth, Black Eye
Bluetooth, Black Eye
Bluetooth, Black Eye
Hang up or die

Let's say you're driving in your car
It's safer to use bluetooth
But when you're in line at the grocery store
It's simply uncouth
If I had a baseball bat
I'd swing it at your head
And if I had shotgun
Then you'd be fucking dead

Bluetooth, Black Eye
Bluetooth, Black Eye
Bluetooth, Black Eye
Bluetooth, Black Eye
Hang up or die

You're the kind of asshole
that needs a good cock punch
I'll drop an anvil on your head
and hear the satisfying crunch
Of your skull being smashed
along with your ear piece
Now there's no chance your stupid voice
will disturb my peace


Bluetooth, Black Eye
Bluetooth, Black Eye
Bluetooth, Black Eye
Bluetooth, Black Eye
Hang up or die
(repeat)

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from The Ancient Cry of the Tyrannosaur, released August 29, 2009

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Attractive Eighties Women Atlanta

Attractive Eighties Women sound like a cross between Molly Hatchet and an eighth grade talent show.

“Like Andy Kaufman meets the ‘Mats at the dog end of a three-day amphetamine-fueled performance art bender." - Chad Radford

"Like a tornado of two-hundred Led Zeppelins, out-of-control and bearing down on a South Georgia trailer park." - Kilgore Trout

"Them boys are swampwise." - Okefenokee Joe
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