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Woke up hung over, my clothes all smelly
I got the bubble guts deep down in my belly
There's a rumbly in my tumbly and something ain't right
Oh, why did I drink so much last night?

Left the bar around three, went to waffle house and ate
Never should have ordered that patty melt plate
Or the double hasbrowns with extra ketchup
Now I feel like my ass is about to throw up

It's a bathroom blitz, I've got the beer shits
Waking up with diarrhea is really the pits
Not Crohn's or colitis that's giving me fits
It's my own damn fault, I've got the beer shits

Now I'm painting the bowl hangover black
Can't get no relief from this bear attack
Doubled over on the john, stomach in knots
Starting to regret those last five shots

It's a bathroom blitz, I've got the beer shits
Waking up with diarrhea is really the pits
Not Crohn's or colitis that's giving me fits
It's my own damn fault, I've got the beer shits

I just can't shake this feeling down below
So I reach in my cabinet to grab the Pepto
Or maybe I should take some Immodium AD
Oh shit... I'm out of TP

It's a bathroom blitz, I've got the beer shits
Waking up with diarrhea is really the pits
Not Crohn's or colitis that's giving me fits
It's my own damn fault, I've got the beer shits

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from The Ancient Cry of the Tyrannosaur, released August 29, 2009

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Attractive Eighties Women Atlanta

Attractive Eighties Women sound like a cross between Molly Hatchet and an eighth grade talent show.

“Like Andy Kaufman meets the ‘Mats at the dog end of a three-day amphetamine-fueled performance art bender." - Chad Radford

"Like a tornado of two-hundred Led Zeppelins, out-of-control and bearing down on a South Georgia trailer park." - Kilgore Trout

"Them boys are swampwise." - Okefenokee Joe
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