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Put the coffee down
Coffee is for closers
Put the coffee down
Coffee is for closers
You think I'm fucking with you?
I am not fucking with you

You can't close your leads
You can't close shit
You can't close your leads
You can't close shit
You are shit
Hit the bricks, pal

(CHORUS)
ABC
Always be closing
ABC
Always be closing
A Always
B Be
C Closing

(BRIDGE)
We're adding something to the sales contest
First prize is a Cadillac El Dorado
Wanna see second prize?
Second prize is a set of steak knives
Third prize is you're fired

What's your name? What's your name?
Fuck you, that's my name (8x)

(CHORUS 2x)

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from The Ancient Cry of the Tyrannosaur, released August 29, 2009

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Attractive Eighties Women Atlanta

Attractive Eighties Women sound like a cross between Molly Hatchet and an eighth grade talent show.

“Like Andy Kaufman meets the ‘Mats at the dog end of a three-day amphetamine-fueled performance art bender." - Chad Radford

"Like a tornado of two-hundred Led Zeppelins, out-of-control and bearing down on a South Georgia trailer park." - Kilgore Trout

"Them boys are swampwise." - Okefenokee Joe
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